“The days of outraging are over, says the government. Hand over your sticks and stones, your shields. Pen and paper too.

You can keep the swords, of course. How else will you slash each other, with your tongues.

No. Not that. Oh, ho…

Yes, if you paint it saffron, we'll allow it. Yes, maybe not too saffron. But some... hmmm, beige in it? Maybe khaki? Oh yeah, perfect.

That's the perfect blend of Freedom Of Expression”